this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Randomize