I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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