I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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