saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Can Purell be used as lube?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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