my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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