he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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