It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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