I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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