Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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