I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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