after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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