Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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