So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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