Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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