I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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