Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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