Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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