I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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