Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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