My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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