I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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