guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed