think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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