Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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