By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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