Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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