i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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