you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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