Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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