Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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