nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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