I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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