Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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