sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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