I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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