So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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