now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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