i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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