Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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