Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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