i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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