i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I AM VODKA MAN
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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