I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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