Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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