sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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