she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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