Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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