Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
40s are totally the cure
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
