My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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