you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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