i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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she told me i tasted like america
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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