Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I will be naked everywhere
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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