i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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