GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
