She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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