Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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